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Name: Calantha
Country: Norway
Birthday: 4/16/1981
Gender: Female
Interests: See above...
Ok, I actually do have some real hobbies: cooking (more like eating), tennis, football, basketball, watching decorating shows, and learning random facts
Expertise: stalking, pinching love handles, chasing after "mature" (ok..old) men, watching plenty of Conan O'Brien, connoisseur of useless dirrrrty facts
Message: message me
Member Since:
8/6/2003
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| ...no, I don't update. However, since I did read an article in the newspaper (yes, I occassionally read- mainly look at pictures) yesterday about how employers and school admissions search for info on you on the internet on places like xanga and myspace, I would like to update with scandalous information that will come back to haunt me in the future. For example, I work as a male escort catering to lonely, well-to do professionals with large boats. You read correctly- I'm a male escort. Hot, eh?
Anyways, since everyone's updating on their super fun spring break, I will update on my not so super fun spring break. Basically it's like every other day for me: sleep, eat, watch tv, make a fool of myself, nap, eat, nap, eat, nap, eat, nap, watch tv, make a fool of myself, and sleep. Here are some pearls of wisdom that I learned over spring break-yay to educational xangas:
(1) There are other people in the world that enjoy calling everyone they talk to "lover"...ok, maybe these people are inebriated, but they still count.
(2) My favorite St. Patty's Day pick up line: "did you know that it's Irish tradition that if a man sees an attractive woman, he puts a straw full of alcohol down the back of her pants?!" It is?? OK  A little alkie down the pants in exchange for some free alkie? As long as the alcohol is the only thing getting into these pants...
(3) It's mean to make fun of strangers when they're drunk and trying to put the not so smooth moves on others. But it's SO funny!
(4) It is inappropriate to make unsavory advances to people all night in front of people that will remember the advances the next day. However, it is appropriate to make these inappropriate remarks when you give fair warning that they will occur. "keep your hands on the table!" psh.
(5) Crashing a guy's bachelor's party is just as good as being invited to it, if not better. Being in a pack with 10 random men finding girls?! What could be better?!
(6) When new found family members call you a scandalous freak, then you know there's a problem.
And now for all of the Conan lovers out there: Consy is coming to Chicago for shows on the week of May 9th! Try for tix at www.nbc.com/conan By the way, if you get tickets, take me, please. PLEASE.
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| Get in my belly, Turkey!!!
Mmmm, welcome to the Turkey edition of my xanga. Can I tell you how much I enjoy Thanksgiving?!?!?! Seriously, I was anxiously awaiting the edible goodies since Halloween! Munch, gobble, gulp! 
Yes, so Thanksgiving was quite enjoyable. It included eating traditional Thanksgiving munchies in the afternoon so my uncle would get to work on time. Freakin' pharmies. Mmmm, I enjoy how I wake up to the smell of turkey roasting in the oven. After the stuffing of the orifices, my bro and I sat on our mash potatoed bums all day to watch football and basketball. Seriously, Thanksgiving is the best holiday ever. What's better than orifice stuffing, sports, and sleeping?!?! That's what I live for.  I want to give thanks to the Pilgrims and the Native Americans for enjoying the fun too all those years ago. Actually, fun fact: I guess they didn't enjoy the fun that much since they didn't have a Thanksgiving feast the next year. Perhaps there was so much fun, they couldn't overdose on it by having it 2 years in a row. But don't you worry, they had the enjoyment of turkey and football on year 3. Ok, maybe not the football...and maybe not the turkey. But some teaching of proper farming fun while eating corn & squash? Maybe there's a reason why I failed history in high school.......
Anyways, the Canadians drove all night in the blizzard because they heard about my AMAZING sweet potato pie! How sweet! Ok, they didn't drive in hazardous conditions for my pie or amazingly squeaky voice....they came for the sales. And here is my rendition of their excitement of such after Thanksgiving sales in such Canadian accents:
"We have never BEAN(been) to such shopping galore! WICKED! It's better than the day after Boxing Day, EH?"
"What time are we going OUWT (out), EH?"
"The xyphoid PRO-cess is the best. And my favorite letter is Zed."
Ok, they didn't actually say any of this stuff, but I enjoy giggling about the Canadian wordery.
But, dude, the Canadians shopped like Mother zeds! "The stuff here is cheaper! The tax is lower! There's better stuff!" Seriously. So after days upon days of shopping with the Canadians, I'm going to pass out now and go search for my manliness again. Wicked, eh!? | | |
| ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
What the mother!! Conan has another kid now! A little boy named Beckett now. Aww, snuggle. Ok, so maybe now I have to start applying to be their nanny. | | |
| Oh, hello there...
Ahh, yes, hello. I suppose I shall update since I haven't done
so in a while. It's all Frank's fault for canceling class after I
left home to ride the stinky L. Man, I could have gotten a day
off...(well, day off as in skipping my other class...). So I
suppose I shall update to pass my time because I'm afraid to do the 5
star Sudoku puzzle. Ahhhhhh, so hard! Jen & I had to
tag-team the 1 star! 
So what have I done since I last updated? I don't even
remember since it's been awhile. But I see my half-started entry
on my trip to San Diego to visit Stacey that I never finished or
posted...so, yes, I went to visit Stacey. It was fun. Nora
& Clayton were there. Too much eating occurred. That's
all I remember, because I think all of the SD food has finally passed
through my system.
After that fun, I went to a U2 concert with Tsengster. It was
lovely. Ahhh, my pharmy manager Stevan was there too!
Ahhh.....*snuggle* And then I failed our epilepsy exam. We
"studied" past exams during the intermission....it still didn't
work. Eh, I'll fail for middle-aged Irish lads.
Hmm, what other fun goodies?? I SLEPT WITH CHRISTINE! 
Not for fun....well, maybe for fun... No, because we shadowed fun
pharmy residents Jomy & Najwa while they were on-call
overnight. Um, yes....there are 4 people and 3 beds....aww, lowly
P3s will have to snuggle together on the super small cot. ...er,
intimate... We did a lot...well, as in watch the pharmies do a
lot...gentamicin this, ceftriaxone that....ahhhh. Woo, and we
went on a code. And then we passed out. And next we get to
play with Rodrigo this Saturday. I hope he teaches us how to
speak slowly and tie a bow tie... 
Besides that, I ran the marathon with all of the Canadians that
invaded our house. I went to carboload with them the night
before...sadly, I ate more than the guys. Even sadder, my brother
ate more than all of us, and he wasn't even running! Haha,
sad. So many hot mamas ran the race...ie. the Canadians, hot
Katie, BUD, random kids from pharmyland. Man, I would have gotten
a faster time than a 4:10 if I had my Cheetos hat with me and Bud
running in front of me...so I can continuously chase after them.
Thanks to all of my lovers for coming out to watch! Smooch. 
Woo, and on a fun side note... my brother and his Canadian lover
Kitty are now engaged! swoon! What a stud for proposing
after the marathon while Kitty's tired and sweaty... Hot. Score,
now I can ask for Coffee Crisps all the time!! mmmm....I mean,
congratulations?
Ok, that's all. Now I won't update until next year. Goodbye.
I just read my entry...why do I sound like I have ADD?!?!?!?! 
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| What the mother?!
That's right kids, I'm back to xanga! Ok, that's only because I'm back in pharminess- which means I'm willing to blow up the pharmy college's computers, but not my brick of a computer. Take that for messing up my high-interest financial aid loans!
Yes, So I don't really remember what I have been doing this summer. I suppose I could say the requisite "oh, I've just been working at the pharmacy/hospital/internship..." line that all the other pharmacists-to-be give. But obviously, I haven't been much of a "let's load me up on extra hours at the pharmacy because I love interacting with others" type. So instead, I made my mommy Anu teach me how to read with more required summer readings. I suppose as a job well done sort of treat, she guzzled me with alcohol. Ok, more like it was an apprenticeship because I mainly watched her do the guzzling while I took notes for next time.
Ahhhh, apparently my link to the pictures from my DC trip does not currently work. Well here's another link.
Oh and here are some pictures from our last day with Glen. He's off to LA to be some bigshot screenwriter in AFI's grad program. I hope he'll write a hot script for Conan so I can accost him.
Ahhh and some pictures from a Cubs game that I went to with my bro. They actually won! Check out my cousin, Derrek Lee. Ok, not really my cousin, but does it count that we have a cousin named Derrek Lee?! Yes, we like to bond over sporting events...well and I guess beauty products also, but that's mostly on his part.
Ok, all this xanga-ness has confused me. I shall end this with some fun facts because everyone loves fun facts, and their presence on my entries have been less frequent than my xanga visits...
(1) It takes over 517,000 $1 dollar bills to cover a football field! So next time you decide that you've just had one too many nights at the strip club, bring your collection of singles to the football game!
(2) To all those cowboys out there with their 10 gallon hats out there...your hat doesn't really hold 10 gallons. It actually holds only 3/4 of a gallon. Take that, Texaaaaaaaaaas, everything isn't bigger in Texas!
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